Crystal Ball Policy: Yeah! In order to win this war against all islamo-fascists, we need a resolution in Congress saying we will win! Who cares about actually winning, we just need a divisive resolution that will predict the future! In fact, from now on, we should urge our representatives in Congress to write divisive resolutions that will predict the future every time we get involved in a foreign conflict. It's like praying. If we get a resolution through both houses, then it must come true! I want everyone to imagine how many hours have been wasted in Congress these last few weeks on distracting bull...gay marriage dead-end bills, flag burning!, and crystal ball crap. How much are these politicians getting paid annually? Didn't we just give them raises? Are our politicians this obnoxious and immature? It's like someone getting in a fight and forcing their friends behind them to agree to forsee them winning the fight. Why don't you just fight it!? Why can't we just concentrate on creating a strategic exit policy that will keep Iraq stable? Why do we have to bicker about stupid, meaningless, symbolic, poll-pushing stunts?!?!?!?! AND WHY ARE YOU ALL TRYING TO DEFEND IT?!